Dating Humor:
How To Get A Girlfriend If You’re A Hopeless Nerd

Figured some of you guys could use this.  GL is here for you. 

So, you’ve probably bought Trials HD on XBLA by now, right?  No?

Downloaded the free trial?  No?

Heard of it, at least?  Read my review?

You must have done that last one.

Anyway, the game gets ridiculously hard in the end stages, but crashing is always fun, especially if you’re just trying to entertain some friends with your motorcycle “skills.”

Pressing the Y button does a bailout, but did you know that it does even more?

Look at this video:

Totally useless if you’re actually trying to get a gold medal.

Totally awesome if you dig the terrifically realistic physics engine and want to inflict more pain on Motorcycle Man.  I just gave him that name.  What?  Wanna fight about it?

Now I have a reason to bailout!  Finally!  I was wondering why they even included it as an option…

There are a lot of “meh” games in the XBLA Indie Games section, but they aren’t all complete doodie.  Some of them have boring gameplay but awesome features, like the soundtrack.

Like this:

It’s from I MAED A GAM3 W1TH Z0MBIES 1N IT!!!1, from the same guy that made The Dishwasher.  He did the game, and the music.  The entire thing, from the gameplay to the controls to the zombie content to the song, is a self-parody of the whole genre, with lyrics in the background to drive the point home.

It’s only a dollar.  It knows what it is and is unashamed.  It’s A GAM3 W1TH Z0MBIES 1N IT!!!1

That is all.

Ahh a two month wait?  Was it worth it?  Check it out below!  Only two more to go!  Let’s see if I can finish this post without using any periods!  I think I can!  Yay!  Also, don’t mind the ad; it will be over soon!

You know, after finally seeing Dissidia: Final Fantasy for the PSP in action… I’m not really impressed.  It looks like Crisis Core plus Zone of the Enders, two cool games, but also mixed with a healthy dose of boredom.  See for yourself:

Of course, I’ll probably buy it anyway.  It’s just, after all the years of hype, anything less than the second coming of gaming is bound to disappoint, especially on the continually disappointing PSP platform…