Perusing the Gamer Limit homepage, you see an ad in the top right corner.  Sometimes it’s to increase your already powerful man-muscles with herbal supplements.  Or it’s an ad for Dragon Age.  One time, it was an Indian dating website.

Now, one-upping the Gillete Fusion gamer’s razor: Hanes gamer socks.  Not for DDR dance mats.  Just… to wear when you game.

Can’t pwn n00b$ without a sturdy pair of cotton socks.  Gamers have smellier feet; that’s why Hanes had to go back to the lab to rework the formula specifically for us stinky nerd-types.

Hanes goes above and beyond the call of duty, however.  They also offer links to Gamer Tips that they even made themselves, offering advice on common gamer issues like hand exercises and posture for comfort, and even what to wear to game most comfortably and effectively.

So the next time you want to Rock Your Socks Off in Rock Band, make sure you have a pair of these things hanging around.

See the (totally real) site here.